So, today some bigwig VCs (venture cat-ipalists) went to the office because Tabs wants to expand the company and take it global. Tabs wanted to impress them and put his best paw forward, so he donned his favorite collars and struck some of his many successful power poses.
You know how it is. It’s all about making a good first impression.
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The meeting went well, I think. Tabs wooed them, of course. You ought to have seen their furry faces when he told them about the time he performed the halftime show in the Kitten bowl with Justin Timberlake (remember the well-known cat wardrobe malfunction?).
The investors seemed impressed, so hopefully now they put in an offer. Tabs is asking for a year’s supply of gravy and a Chanel blanket in exchange for 10% of the company.
Tabs always goes all out when he’s entertaining possible investors. He has a good feel for things like that. The meetings are always upscale and catered with a full spread, typically crab cakes or turkey dumplings and catnip cupcakes and cocktails.
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Because if there’s one thing Tabs knows how to do, it’s put on a show.
Your friendly neighborhood charm addict,
Karen