Dear Diary,
I’m baaack! assumption who returned from the islands feeling refreshed as well as renewed? This feline ideal here.
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I’m still going with some holiday withdrawals, so bear with me if I occassionally lapse into a Hawaiian chant or get as much as do the hula.
Actually, I’m a lot more of a Tahitian dancer myself… I’m all about the hips.
I had grand plans to spend last Friday recuperating from my vacation, haha, however alas, I was thwarted. My two assistants (damn them) conspired against me.
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OK, I’m being dramatic. (What? Me, dramatic?) It was time for my annual checkup and, purr usual, it was a whole Jason Bourne-caliber circumstance to get me there since my two assistants understand that as much as I like taking care of this body, I dislike taking it to the vet. So, they deceived me under the guise of “going to Nordstrom.” I happily went into my feline provider believing that I was going to be able to pick up some Burberry or Prada, however then we pulled as much as the Mill Valley feline center instead…
I briefly believed about doing a repeat of my last vet visit, otherwise understood as my crowning glory.
Wait — do you not keep in mind this, Diary? Of program you do! It was the time when I poo’d on my male assistant just as we got to the clinic. I don’t understand if I’ll ever be able to top that, however I was in a much better mood this time, most likely still from Hawaii hangover, so I refrained from projecting any type of bodily fluids.
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The see went well. Of program I don’t take pleasure in being manhandled, as well as that thermometer? I requirement to have my team work on a method to inspect a cat’s temperature without it being violated. If we figured that out, we coud policy the world. Anyway, the vet provided me a clean expense of health, although I did not appreciate his recommendation to my advanced age as well as my “sturdiness,” which I believe was code for “plus size.”
While I was in the waiting room, I scoped out the other kitties in their carriers to see if there was any type of modeling potential, however I believe we were all under duress, so it wasn’t like we were on fleek or anything. I did handle to make some new connections, though, as well as plan on having a latte with a charming long-haired Persian named Chiffon sometime next week.
Toodles,
Tabs